Chaosium’s Guide to pronouncing Lovecraftian Mythos names. From Call of Cthulhu 6th Edition.
Mantorok ……………………………. MAN-tor-rock
Ulyaoth ……………………………… OOL-yauth
Xel’lotath ……………………………. ZEL-lo-tauth
Chattur’gha …………………………. cha-TUR-gah
i just found out bill nye isnt his real name ive been lied to my entire life.
william sanford the science guy.
no fuck you fuck this post this is the worst fucking post on the website you couldnt let the rest of us in blissful ignorance? you had to reach out to the fucking truth and throw it in our faces? fuck you. FUCK. YOU.
WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL WILL
WILL SAN THE SCIENCE MAN
This show needed ten more seasons before I’d be sick of it.
So, Penny Arcade is looking for someone willing to do FOUR incredibly difficult IT jobs, be on-call 24/7, and be pushed to their limits, but isn’t exactly willing to pay you for it!
You know, despite the fact that they are a highly successful company that rakes in a ton of money for themselves by running several massive conventions every year and had all those Kickstarters that did super well.
But hey, if you’re a fan of Penny Arcade you probably don’t mind being exploited for the chance to *gasp* appear on camera sometimes! Right, nerd? You don’t care about being paid as long as you can live out your nerd dream working at the ultimate nerd company for nerds! It’s a dream come true, right? You don’t need to get PAID for dreams!
This sickens me. They can more than afford to properly pay an IT person a decent wage, most likely two so the job isn’t so harsh on a single person!
No, no, no, no, no. SERIOUSLY, a company as big as Penny Arcade can afford far better than this, yet some poor sap will jump on the chance and be naively grateful for essentially getting dry assfucked with a sandpaper condom.
Neptune hasn’t completed an orbit since it was discovered
wow dang u slowpoke
The moon looks like an excited puppy waiting for Earth to feed it and give it cuddles and Earth is like “MOVE, I CAN’T FEED YOU IF YOU’RE RUNNING UNDER MY LEGS, GOD DAMMIT”
This was supposed to be an interesting and intelligent post. Then you get that^. This is why I love tumblr.
i am just picturing jupiter’s and saturn’s moons high fiving each other when they get close at like the beginning of the gif
The Gashadokuro are such a cool folklore concept.
My favorite thing is this idea that they somehow are able to silently stalk people despite being almost 100-foot tall skeletons, because no one looks up.
I can’t decide whether it’s auspicious that such a lovely piece of folklore and such stunning art is my 10,000th Like, or if it’s inauspicious, being a giant skeleton that sneaks up on people to eat them.